How I thought Guardians of the Galaxy will be:
How it actually was:
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
IT GOT BETTER
THIS WAS LESTRADE’S BEST FUCKING LINE IN THE SHOW YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.
women: being a woman is hard
men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman
13 cats failing at hide and seek
As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.
"but officer they were fucking with my clique"
the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five
i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more
further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."
when will straight boys stop
occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin